Saturday, June 26, 2010

They automatically assume this? Wut?

Straight Guy says:
"So, when you use toys..."

Response:
"We don't."

Straight Guy says:
"You don't?

Response:
"We don't need to."

Straight Guy asks:
"So how do you...?"

Response:
"Are you so lame that the only arsenal you have at your disposal is an elongated object?"


How The L Word's Shane answered the question about what she would do if she had a p*nis for a day:
Shane: I would pee, standing up, on every bush I could find.
Dana: That's all you would do? Just pee?
Shane: Yep.
Jenny: You really wouldn't try to f*ck a lot of girls?
Shane: I don't need a d*ck to do that.

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